Shock and awe

My parents are in Ohio visiting Uncle Al and Joyce and finally, 5 years later, celebrating Uncle Al and Joyce's marriage. So here I am home alone. So I did what someone with a slim grip on sanity does when left home alone. I cleaned. I've done the dishes, gotta unload and reload the dishwasher again so that there's an empty sink when they come home, I've cleaned my room (that's really gonna shock the parents because they've been on my case for months to clean it) and when I got my room done I vacuumed not only my room but the half of the living room that isn't covered in samples of carpet.

Too bad that I'll be sleeping when they get home tomorrow.