Cheap laughs

Here's a quick way to get a cheap laugh, as I found out about 10 minutes ago.

Step 1: Go to Wal-Mart dressed nicely with your hair still in an up-do from the wedding the night before.
Step 2: Proceed to the checkout and ask for the cheapest chewing tobacco that they have.
Step 3: Explain to the bewildered cashier and customers behind you that the tobacco isn't for you, but is being mixed with lemon dishsoap and mouthwash to kill bugs on plants.
Step 4: Leave store