The butt story continues

So yesterday I got instructions in the mail for my specialist appointment on Tuesday. Boy was surprised to see that they'll be doing a sigmoidscope in the office. They're going to be sticking a CAMERA UP MY BUTT! And they're doing it in the office, which means NO GOOD DRUGS. Of course, I also have to prep for this and that prep includes the purchase and USE of 3 ENEMAs. So not only will I be violated by a camera but I also have to violate myself 3 times with those enemas (did I mention that my butt is an exit only?)

Tuesday will by joyous