The things I do at work...

If it's wet and comes out of your body, I analyze it somehow. Tonight was no exception. Tonight was post-vasectomy night it seemed. We had 4 of them come in. Well with each cup there's a collection sheet that asks when you got neutered, how many days of abstinence you've had, what time you collected the specimen, if there were any transport problems, and how you collected it. Well most people just write down masturbation, because, well, that's how it happens. One guy though, crossed the TMI line tonight. On the collection line it read "masturbation, by wife." Did we really need to know that?