I just love retail

I'm only 3 days into my job and I can't wait for the end of August already. I think in the past 3 days, I've had about 10 different schedules given to me. I got given to juniors last night to help clean out their disgusting fitting rooms (you people are disgusting pigs you know), I got asked to stay 2 extra hours tonight, and now I get to go in at 7am tomorrow instead of 11am. They might as well just lock me up and throw away the key.