Random Quotes From Bored RAs

1. The Glitter Glue is crunchy
2. Are you saying that the Virgin Mary has a penis?
3. It's a baby Jesus
4. A bandaid just fell out of this phamplet
5. Eww my gum just fell out of my mouth
6. Bomb's away
7. I'm sorry I left my whore boot box at home
8. It's a 69
9. It's growing stuff
10. The tape has salsa on it
11. I got one of these stuck in my ear once
12. Amanda, you've got a pin in your ass
13. I'll put your hand there to get it
14. Big gap where there shouldn't be.
15. Don't touch the coffee
16. ...It's stolen from a hotel
17. She's got the leaning tower of cups going on over there