How NOT to study, by AKM

1. 7am Wednesday wake up for 8am class.
2. Sit through class from 8-10
3. 10-12 relax and have lunch with friends
4. 12-2 microbiology lab
5. 2 run to Walmart to buy pop for program on Thursday and 5x8 notecards for micro exam (lost the blank ones)
6. Attempt to start notecard from 2:30-4 while simultaneously posting in the WBP
7. 4pm shower
8. 4:30 get dressed and ready for 5pm class
9. Class 5-7:30
10. 7:45 brew first pot of coffee
11. 7:50 add milk and lots of sugar to coffee and drink 3 cups while starting to study
12: 8:30 realize you need to be at meeting in half hour to recieve award, change clothes
13. 9-11 sit through boring meeting for 2 hours
14. Get back to room, finish first pot of coffee, set second to brew, turn on CD that you'll listen to for the next 4 hours
15. Study from 11-3am, drinking coffee and water
16. Print off notecards and attempt to go to bed at 3am after typing real obscure AIM away message
17. 3:15am, don't remember if you turned computer speakers off so get up to check.
18. Realize that computer speakers are off.
19. Go back to bed
20. Attempt to sleep but can't because you're too wired from the coffee
21. Fall into a light sleep for maybe 2 or 3 hours
22. Get the shit scared out of you when alarm goes off at 7:10
23. Remain in bed until 7:40
24. Arrive to chemistry late and spend 10 minutes taking 50 pt quiz
25. Go across campus to get caramel mocha
26. Return to room, throw most of mocha out because you just can't take any more coffee
27. Sleep for 1.5 hours (very lightly)
28. 11am run meeting for 5 minutes
29. Highlight key terms on note card
30. Take lab practical at noon
31. Tell yourself that next time you won't procrastinate as much.
32. Put off studying for Friday's test until 8pm Thursday night